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Friday, September 17, 2004

I discovered one of the great mysteries of life yesterday, and I'm going to share it with you so that you can have the same level of enlightenment that I have: When you're washing dishes, point bowl-shaped items away from you.

5 comments:

Kim Dubois said...

You washed dishes?!

the narrator said...

which side am i supposed to point away?

great... the greatest secret of dishwashing... and i don't even understand the directions.

consider my dirty dishes your damn fault

be said...

Sorry, I forget the complexity of this great mystery. See, the inside of the bowl you point away from you. Otherwise you splash all of your dirty dish water all over your clean clothes.

the narrator said...

now i know...


...and knowing's half the battle

Anonymous said...

The dishes .*?