I got an e-mail from Kim today, and I'm really worried about her. She appears to have some strange insecurities. Here's what she said:

Hi Be, how's it going? So what's the deal with your website saying I'm in control of Ben? And why did you put that list of dates on there? I'm embarrassed now. What if other girls see your site and hate me for judging dates that way? I'm not like other girls, you know. And what's up with 'Hi are you?' You're weird.

Kim! What are you talking about? No one will hate you! You have absolutely no reason to be embarrassed. Right, world wide web? Who's with me?

Ok, I have my own domain and host, now. Isn't this exciting? I'm trying to get everything organized and set up my web-based e-mail and fun things like that. Don't make fun of me.

My best friend replaced me with a woman last week. That means that he got married. It's all right, though, because his wife is way cool (for a girl), and she says that she'll still let us be friends, even though she's in control now. I added some menu things on the side there. The Andy Richter and Trade Wars pages are both in the media section now. The sections aren't all full, so click around often to see if I put up anything that's not retarded. Nevermind, don't waste your time.

So we go to see the Independents last night, and I was all excited about seeing them, but they weren't the headlining band; the Queers were. We tried to get there early but we showed up at the theater half an hour late and they were in the middle of their last song. So we pretty much missed the whole show. No offense to the Queers, but we didn't want to stay since we'd only gone to see the Independents. The ticket guy was cool, so even though there are no refunds allowed, he gave us our tickets back and we sold them to someone else waiting outside. So much for Independents day. The adventure only cost us $2, though, so it's OK. I'm not angry. Just disappointed.

Hi are you? I'm building a web page.