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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Swine Flu Cured

I think I know how to cure swine flu. I think I remember the news saying that you can't sick from eating pig meat products. That's good news. We're entirely safe eating pork, bacon, ham, etc. All we need to do is eat all of the pigs, and soon the disease will be no more. So, for the sake of humanity's future, eat more bacon.

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