Super Nice Guy

I just saw a sign on a table that said "Thank you for not moving this table."
That was nice of me, thought I.
In fact, I'm doing nice things all of the time, now that I think about it. People are always thanking me for things, like not smoking, not walking on the grass, not feeding the animals....
I might never even go outside again. I bet the nicest thing I could do for society would be to never do anything, and then they'd have all kinds of things to thank me for.