Last Christmas my brother Troy and I went to the mall by our house to look for Christmas presents. As we were walking around checking out the high school girls, we got stopped at one of those booths that they have for businesses that aren't going to last long enough to pay rent. This girl at the booth started telling us about all of these useless accessories that they make for cell phones. I probably wouldn't have listened to her, but she was so hot. She had dark hair and skin, and she had a hip style about her. She had this great accent, too. (We found out that she was from Israel.) Troy and I were totally hypnotized.
After flirting with her for about 20 minutes she convinced me to buy a microphone that clips on to the cell phone so that you can have it play over your car radio. A pretty handy thing, right? I bought three of them.
So this weekend my dad was in town visiting, and we had dinner at University Mall. My dad got stopped by a large breasted woman with pretty eyes at one of the booths. She had a pretty accent, so my dad asked where she was from. Israel. She convinced him to buy some nail care products even though he was embarrassed to be seen holding them. He bought three sets.
The moral of course is that if you have some product that can't sell itself based on its usefulness then all you have to do is put it in the hands of an Israeli girl and someone will buy it. You can at least count on the Casteels.
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Israel reminds me of the Middle East. From Dave Barry:
Israel reminds me of the Middle East. From Dave Barry:
"But how did the oil get in the Middle East in the first place?
One fateful day (Oct. 8), a runaway asteroid... slammed into the Earth and killed the dinosaurs, who by sheer bad luck all happened to be standing right where it landed. The massive impact turned the dinosaurs, via a process called photosynthesis, into oil; this oil was then gradually covered with a layer of sand, which in turn was gradually covered by a layer of people who hate each other, and thus the Middle East was formed."
grossed out? that's odd. it was those words that caught my attention.
weird.
It's just a descriptive term, I don't see why you'd freak out about it.
I've always thought Jews had serious game.
Gunner Plan?
I think that Whitney Houston lives in Israel. I saw her on Entertainment Weekly or something of the likes, and she's a Zionist. They said that she sings weird and annoying songs all of the time and even the other Zionists think that she's crazy. Bobby Brown must be pretty embarrassed of her. From a guy that's not embarrassed to sing with Mike Tyson, I think that's pretty bad.
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