[insert word that won't be read] is new awesome

I guess if you're reading this post then you're not as sick of that title as I am. I don't think I even notice what the new awesome is anymore, I just see a block of repetition on my page taking up space and try not to look at it too hard.

You might be asking yourself, "Well Provo Platinum is Bryant's stupid web site, why doesn't he just take them off if he's sick of it?" Well, I don't have a good answer for that, except that Kim didn't like it when I deleted the self-proclaimed "white-skinned goddess", even though I think we all know that it gets tiring to hear the new cutest thing that the ear doctor did. I mean, I don't think people need to censor themselves, and I know that she's free to post about whatever she wants and I don't have to read it if I don't want to. So, I don't want to.

Maybe the reason that I leave TNA on the site is just because Becca is my friend (at least vicariously), whereas the white girl hates (or hated) my guts. I'm sure both of them are completely indifferent to whether they are on my site or not, and so it's really just for Kim's benefit that they're there at all. Becca's site might actually be interesting if they would get over the name thing. Seriously, it was clever at first and even addicting for a minute, but it's not funny anymore.

I know, this is all my fault and I should just be keeping it to myself, but I'm going to force everyone to read the stupid thoughts in my head. For a long time now I've been meaning to add some features to Provo Platinum that would let people customize the page for themselves, but I haven't gotten around to it. I'd like to say that it's because I'm so busy being productive, but it's really because I'm made of 87% lard and it's hard to type on the keyboard on my squishier days.