Pants of the Future

I think I've figured out why everyone in Star Trek and other sci-fi shows wear clothes that look like pajamas. I think it's because our species is so impressed by David Bowie that the future just has to emulate his clothing from the Labyrinth.

Here's a picture of my family hanging out with David Bowie. I just thought that maybe if you're reading this for the first time you might want to start off with something to be jealous of me over.