I have a paper due on Thursday. 5-7 pages. About a single painting. And I haven't even started. I'm a genius. Or retarded. Either way.

So I got a new mom now. And 4 new sisters. Are you allowed to think that your sisters are hot? You know what the sweetest part about weddings is? The line. I know, its really silly, and its stupid that people do it, but its cool when you're just a guy in the line and not the person that people come to see, because you can tell all kinds of crazy stories about who you are and what you do. I was kind of limited this time because people knew that I was the groom's son (Ben's wedding had crazier stories), but I did change names and ages and professions a few times.

So, my dad gets married tomorrow. Whenever I tell people that he's
getting married, they get all nervous because they don't know if I'm
going to be happy about it or upset, but I'm happy. I went to a dinner
tonight with all of the various family involved, and I saw my uncles
that I haven't seen since I was like 8. Its weird meeting family that
you talk about all of the time but that you don't actually talk to.
I didn't know if I was supposed to hug them or give handshakes or just
throw a guy nod or two around. I opted for the handshake.

Have you had a hard time choosing which one of the Olsen twins you like better? Well, there's no need to loose sleep on it anymore: Now there's this quick and easy quiz you can take to figure it out: www.MaryKateorAshley.com. I matched up with Ashley, in case you wanted to know.

I didn't take a shower today.