Jordan

Jordan and Ariana got engaged (officially) last night. That seems to be going around. I'd tell the story of how he proposed, but it's kind of over my head: Jordan's thought processes are so romantic that I can't even comprehend it.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, Jordan quit Carnaby.

So I got a new mom now. And 4 new sisters. Are you allowed to think that your sisters are hot? You know what the sweetest part about weddings is? The line. I know, its really silly, and its stupid that people do it, but its cool when you're just a guy in the line and not the person that people come to see, because you can tell all kinds of crazy stories about who you are and what you do. I was kind of limited this time because people knew that I was the groom's son (Ben's wedding had crazier stories), but I did change names and ages and professions a few times.

So, my dad gets married tomorrow. Whenever I tell people that he's
getting married, they get all nervous because they don't know if I'm
going to be happy about it or upset, but I'm happy. I went to a dinner
tonight with all of the various family involved, and I saw my uncles
that I haven't seen since I was like 8. Its weird meeting family that
you talk about all of the time but that you don't actually talk to.
I didn't know if I was supposed to hug them or give handshakes or just
throw a guy nod or two around. I opted for the handshake.

Well, I went to the new sister's wedding and reception yesterday. It was very nice (and everything's cool with my dad: we kinda have the same temperment, so even though we got mad for no good reason, we forgive eachother easy, too). Weddings are weird, man. It makes me feel kind of hopeful, but freaks the $#!% out of me, too. I think I'll get a dog so I don't ever have to get married.
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So, I went to class today. You'd think that'd be a good thing, right? Well, my almost-step-sister had a dinner tonight because she's getting married tomorrow. The dinner was at 7 and I got out of class at 6. So I call my dad when I get home from class to see how I'm supposed to dress for this thing and he gets all mad that I haven't left yet and makes this big deal about how I can't be late to this dinner, and I'm all like, well do you want me to come or what? and he just yelled about being late, so I hung up on him. So, I didn't go to the dinner.

Well, skiing didn't pan out, and I'm feeling really stressed today, but I'm still determined to have spring break. I don't really know if I'm gonna be more relaxed or more stressed because of it, though. Today I missed a physics assignment because I have passed too much time not paying attention and now I don't know how to do any of the problems, and I'm way behind in both of my computer science classes. I might get kicked out of BYU this semester. That would be a shame. Then I wouldn't be able to fulfill every mormon boy's dream of just staying enrolled in BYU until he gets married, regardless of how long it takes him or how many degrees he gets. That's really why everyone here gets masters degrees. Well, I guess I'll have to be happy with my 1/2 bachelors. I wonder if they'll translate that into an associates degree if I get kicked out. Oh, well, its spring break, I guess I'll worry about it in a few weeks.

I got an e-mail from Kim today, and I'm really worried about her. She appears to have some strange insecurities. Here's what she said:

Hi Be, how's it going? So what's the deal with your website saying I'm in control of Ben? And why did you put that list of dates on there? I'm embarrassed now. What if other girls see your site and hate me for judging dates that way? I'm not like other girls, you know. And what's up with 'Hi are you?' You're weird.

Kim! What are you talking about? No one will hate you! You have absolutely no reason to be embarrassed. Right, world wide web? Who's with me?

My best friend replaced me with a woman last week. That means that he got married. It's all right, though, because his wife is way cool (for a girl), and she says that she'll still let us be friends, even though she's in control now. I added some menu things on the side there. The Andy Richter and Trade Wars pages are both in the media section now. The sections aren't all full, so click around often to see if I put up anything that's not retarded. Nevermind, don't waste your time.