Hi Be, how's it going? So what's the deal with your website saying I'm in control of Ben? And why did you put that list of dates on there? I'm embarrassed now. What if other girls see your site and hate me for judging dates that way? I'm not like other girls, you know. And what's up with 'Hi are you?' You're weird.
Kim! What are you talking about? No one will hate you! You have absolutely no reason to be embarrassed. Right, world wide web? Who's with me?