Weird faces

I just got back from the copy center in the Tanner building. The girl that was helping me was wearing what I would describe as a "cute outfit." (Though admittedly I know little about anything "cute," so I might be wrong in that assessment.) I remember thinking that it was too bad that she didn't have a prettier face.
Then she and her coworker surveyed me about some girls that, according to them, are generally considered hot, but that these girls don't find attractive. One of these was Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas, and the other was some red-headed girl from some pussycat group that I'm not familiar with. The copy center girl said that she could see why people found these singers attractive, but that she thought that they had "weird faces."
Is that irony?

Chinese Buffet

There's this restaurant in Lakewood (CO) called the Great Wall. It's a buffet with Chinese, Mongolian, and Japanese food. It's sick (and I don't mean that the way that the snowboarders say it). They have all kinds of exotic foods like crawfish and sushi and frog legs. I think food that exotic can't possibly be good if it's offered at all-you-can-eat quantities.
For some reason my dad and his wife think this place is great, so they go there every time there's a reason to go out. We went there for Father's Day. I pretended that I didn't mind even though I got sick the last time that we went there. I just ate the beef on-a-stick and the rolls. That was safe enough. I did put a crawdad in the urinal, though.
On a side note, Troy's fortune read, "Genius is nothing but an aptitude for patience." I think that makes him mildly retarded.

So, I went to class today. You'd think that'd be a good thing, right? Well, my almost-step-sister had a dinner tonight because she's getting married tomorrow. The dinner was at 7 and I got out of class at 6. So I call my dad when I get home from class to see how I'm supposed to dress for this thing and he gets all mad that I haven't left yet and makes this big deal about how I can't be late to this dinner, and I'm all like, well do you want me to come or what? and he just yelled about being late, so I hung up on him. So, I didn't go to the dinner.

I got an e-mail from Kim today, and I'm really worried about her. She appears to have some strange insecurities. Here's what she said:

Hi Be, how's it going? So what's the deal with your website saying I'm in control of Ben? And why did you put that list of dates on there? I'm embarrassed now. What if other girls see your site and hate me for judging dates that way? I'm not like other girls, you know. And what's up with 'Hi are you?' You're weird.

Kim! What are you talking about? No one will hate you! You have absolutely no reason to be embarrassed. Right, world wide web? Who's with me?

My best friend replaced me with a woman last week. That means that he got married. It's all right, though, because his wife is way cool (for a girl), and she says that she'll still let us be friends, even though she's in control now. I added some menu things on the side there. The Andy Richter and Trade Wars pages are both in the media section now. The sections aren't all full, so click around often to see if I put up anything that's not retarded. Nevermind, don't waste your time.