I always wanted to be like the $6 million man. Maybe for the super-human speed and strength, but maybe just for the noise that it makes when he jumps. When I hurt my knee, I'd hoped that I'd be able to have it replaced with a bionic knee: better, stronger, faster. I realize that such things probably don't exist in real life, but today I found a hope for something better: a Chuck Norris knee.
Today at my physical therapy they put me on the Total Gym, which every late-night TV watcher knows is the source of Chuck Norris's many powers. While to the average person, the Total Gym only offers a complete workout, but I figure that since my knee is in a newly reconstructed state -- like an embryo building itself up -- that my knee will be able to absorb more of the Chuck Norris's power from that Total Gym than a regular person would be able to. My Chuck Norris knee is inevitable.
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It's like you'll be part Bryant, part Chuck Norris. We'll just call you Bruck for short.
I hope you get to see your knee joint soon.
I hope I see it again soon, too.
this knee surgery may be the best thing that ever happened to you
If you could attain just the smallest portion of Chuck Norris's powers (peace be upon him), I would have total respect and awe of your being. I could only beg that you with your portion of ChNo's power and wrath would find mercy on my weak and imperfect existence.
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